Skinny Bitch

“Brittany, this is Jenn, have you guys met yet?”

Brittany- “No, I’ve seen you around the office, I just never introduced myself because everytime I saw you I thought skinny bitch!”

Me- “…O RLY????”

Is THAT why no one talks to me??

Is this appropriate to say to a fat person? “I never say hi to you because everytime I see you I think fat bitch!”

After this introduction I couldn’t stop silently judging everyone I saw throughout the day, “short bitch!” “Asian bitch!” “old bitch!” “big boobed bitch!”

It made the day go by so much faster.

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