“Brittany, this is Jenn, have you guys met yet?”
Brittany- “No, I’ve seen you around the office, I just never introduced myself because everytime I saw you I thought skinny bitch!”
Me- “…O RLY????”
Is THAT why no one talks to me??
Is this appropriate to say to a fat person? “I never say hi to you because everytime I see you I think fat bitch!”
After this introduction I couldn’t stop silently judging everyone I saw throughout the day, “short bitch!” “Asian bitch!” “old bitch!” “big boobed bitch!”
It made the day go by so much faster.
Timshel 